Flypinhin is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, proud snail.

Flypinhin created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flypinhin, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flypinhin, he will turn you into a worm.

Flypinhin's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Flypinhin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Run away if eight sheep approach from the east.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Hide from blue swans for they are unholy.