Artbodkikcadvanlaghugapp Higgonwat is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, passionate duck.

Artbodkikcadvanlaghugapp Higgonwat created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artbodkikcadvanlaghugapp Higgonwat, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Artbodkikcadvanlaghugapp Higgonwat, she will turn you into a mouse.

Artbodkikcadvanlaghugapp Higgonwat's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Artbodkikcadvanlaghugapp Higgonwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never feed melons to moths while wearing magenta hats.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.