Zancussgig is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, kind chicken.

Zancussgig created a charm quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zancussgig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zancussgig, it will come to you in dreams.

Zancussgig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Zancussgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Retreat if three cats approach from the north.

3. Do not take Zancussgig's name in vain.

4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

5. Do not listen to music.