Wotfudyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, smart slug.

Wotfudyatt created a charm quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wotfudyatt, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wotfudyatt, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Wotfudyatt's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Wotfudyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Run away if four bats approach from the east.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not hurt sheep.

5. Do not covet oxen.