Flignarrill is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, confident slug.

Flignarrill created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Flignarrill, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flignarrill, he will turn you into a slug.

Flignarrill's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Flignarrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. You must pray to Flignarrill eight times a day.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.