Davjarnbod is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, weak alligator.

Davjarnbod created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davjarnbod, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Davjarnbod, she will turn you into a snail.

Davjarnbod's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Davjarnbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Davjarnbod loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Never think ill of sick badgers.

5. Never wear fawn kilts.