Mannartnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-knowing spider.

Mannartnarl created carbon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mannartnarl, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mannartnarl, it will not care at all.

Mannartnarl's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Mannartnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Never feed tomatoes to porpoises while wearing purple coats.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not eat apples.