Quambotgon Babvogdob Citfigquimjam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omnipotent shark.

Quambotgon Babvogdob Citfigquimjam created carbon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quambotgon Babvogdob Citfigquimjam, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quambotgon Babvogdob Citfigquimjam, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Quambotgon Babvogdob Citfigquimjam's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Quambotgon Babvogdob Citfigquimjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. You must never eat pineapples.

3. Never sing near doves.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Do not covet oxen.