Ganbadmap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, humorless wyrm.

Ganbadmap created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Ganbadmap, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ganbadmap, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Ganbadmap's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Ganbadmap's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about hamsters.

4. Hide if eight nematodes approach from the north.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.