Wanbegkab is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, confident swan.

Wanbegkab created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wanbegkab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wanbegkab, he will turn you into a mouse.

Wanbegkab's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Wanbegkab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wanbegkab.

4. Do not kill gulls.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.