Fobbodved is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, vain spider.

Fobbodved created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobbodved, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fobbodved, she will turn you into a snail.

Fobbodved's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Fobbodved's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest green.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Never think about stars.