Citgatwot is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awe-inspiring scorpion.

Citgatwot created tapeworms three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citgatwot, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Citgatwot, she will have a low opinion of you.

Citgatwot's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Citgatwot's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat oranges.

2. Hide if three moths approach from the east.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Worship no other gods but Citgatwot.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.