Bodzannur is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, narcissistic dragon.

Bodzannur created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodzannur, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bodzannur, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Bodzannur's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Bodzannur's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bodzannur.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Never paint your back black.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not stand on grass.