Jadtam is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omniscient cow.

Jadtam created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadtam, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jadtam, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Jadtam's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Jadtam's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat apples.

2. Erect nine gold sculptures of Jadtam on top of important buildings.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never jump near dolphins.