Fenkanbop is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sage tortoise.

Fenkanbop created the planet Mars three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenkanbop, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fenkanbop, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fenkanbop's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Fenkanbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese.

2. Run away from purple manatees, for they are unholy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. You must love Fenkanbop.

5. Do not kill gulls.