Dodartpib is a god.

It takes the form of a small, weak hippopotamus.

Dodartpib created a bottom quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodartpib, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dodartpib, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dodartpib's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dodartpib's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not kill badgers.

5. Do not take Dodartpib's name in vain.