Sawcitbemnegcatwabbotgup is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, deceitful centaur.

Sawcitbemnegcatwabbotgup created a photon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawcitbemnegcatwabbotgup, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sawcitbemnegcatwabbotgup, she will not invite you to parties.

Sawcitbemnegcatwabbotgup's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Sawcitbemnegcatwabbotgup's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sawcitbemnegcatwabbotgup.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.