Nabbutbepsad is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, narcissistic dragonfly.

Nabbutbepsad created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabbutbepsad, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nabbutbepsad, he will turn you into a mouse.

Nabbutbepsad's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Nabbutbepsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Never mention tapirs.