Dinleg is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-powerful snail.

Dinleg created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinleg, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dinleg, it will throw large rocks at you.

Dinleg's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Dinleg's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Do not hurt grasshopers.