Ganraglid is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fast crane.

Ganraglid created an up quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganraglid, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Ganraglid, he will turn you into a goat.

Ganraglid's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Ganraglid's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Never talk about snails.

4. Never hurt moths.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.