Fagyattyam is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, uncaring wombat.

Fagyattyam created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Fagyattyam, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fagyattyam, she will torture you forever.

Fagyattyam's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Fagyattyam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never hurt turtles.

5. Do not speak about nuts.