Litsaswad is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, prudent
faun.
Litsaswad created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Litsaswad, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Litsaswad, he will ignore you.
Litsaswad's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.
Litsaswad's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Do not take Litsaswad's name in vain.
3. Do not shave your chest.
4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Litsaswad on top of all buildings.
5. Never talk about black holes.