Litsaswad is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, prudent faun.

Litsaswad created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Litsaswad, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Litsaswad, he will ignore you.

Litsaswad's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Litsaswad's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not take Litsaswad's name in vain.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Litsaswad on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about black holes.