Nellargbog Cunyarcet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, slow troll.

Nellargbog Cunyarcet created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Nellargbog Cunyarcet, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nellargbog Cunyarcet, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nellargbog Cunyarcet's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Nellargbog Cunyarcet's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Nellargbog Cunyarcet.

2. Do not take Nellargbog Cunyarcet's name in vain.

3. You must never eat apples.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Nellargbog Cunyarcet.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nellargbog Cunyarcet.