Sadquimzodjab is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, grumpy crocodile.

Sadquimzodjab created a photon four million years ago.

If you believe in Sadquimzodjab, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Sadquimzodjab, he will manifest in front of you.

Sadquimzodjab's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Sadquimzodjab's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Hide if six ants approach from the east.

5. Do not cook food in pots.