Sitfossyat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, resourceful jellyfish.

Sitfossyat created dark matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitfossyat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sitfossyat, it will turn you into a rock.

Sitfossyat's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Sitfossyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Sitfossyat loves bats, so they must be honoured.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.
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