Dadminfar is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, loving tortoise.

Dadminfar created viruses five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadminfar, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dadminfar, he will destroy your home planet.

Dadminfar's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Dadminfar's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray cats for they are unholy.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not eat limes.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about fire.
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