Larggudweg is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, narcissistic horse.

Larggudweg created matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larggudweg, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Larggudweg, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Larggudweg's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Larggudweg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Larggudweg loves bats, so they must be respected.

4. Put Larggudweg first in all things.

5. Respect your elders.