Nabdidbum is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, deceitful dugong.

Nabdidbum created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabdidbum, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Nabdidbum, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nabdidbum's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Nabdidbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. You must never eat cucumbers.

5. Respect your elders.