Zodtadgep is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, generous weasel.

Zodtadgep created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodtadgep, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zodtadgep, it will turn you into a dog.

Zodtadgep's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Zodtadgep's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry nematodes.

2. You must love Zodtadgep.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.
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