Watyamgess is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthinking dog.

Watyamgess created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Watyamgess, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Watyamgess, he will turn you into a frog.

Watyamgess' most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Watyamgess' Holy Commandments

1. Gulls are not to be trusted.

2. Do not hurt frogs.

3. Never mention swans.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. You must pray to Watyamgess six times a day.