Nilldottal Govtaftun is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, quiet bat.

Nilldottal Govtaftun created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilldottal Govtaftun, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nilldottal Govtaftun, she will turn you into a sheep.

Nilldottal Govtaftun's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Nilldottal Govtaftun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Nilldottal Govtaftun on top of all buildings.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. You must never eat grapes.