Xinzogdidkab is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, ruthless
salamander.
Xinzogdidkab created a charm quark four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Xinzogdidkab, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Xinzogdidkab, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Xinzogdidkab's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.
Xinzogdidkab's Holy Commandments1. Never wear boots.
2. Never go into magenta rooms.
3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.
4. Never wear fawn shoes.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.