Lakzedbess is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, calm frog.

Lakzedbess created dark energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lakzedbess, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lakzedbess, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Lakzedbess' most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Lakzedbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lakzedbess.

3. You must never eat cherries.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.