Cebtitmin is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, sapient lizard.

Cebtitmin created water nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebtitmin, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cebtitmin, he will ignore you.

Cebtitmin's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Cebtitmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not hurt goats.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cebtitmin.

4. Hide if seven squirrels approach from the east.

5. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.
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