Yikflistan is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, happy skunk.

Yikflistan created light five million years ago.

If you believe in Yikflistan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yikflistan, it will have a low opinion of you.

Yikflistan's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Yikflistan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Yikflistan.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.