Zogtipsit is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, impressive
crocodile.
Zogtipsit created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.
If you believe in
Zogtipsit, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Zogtipsit, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Zogtipsit's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Zogtipsit's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. You must never eat lemons.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Always help sheep.
5. Never sing near badgers.