Zogtipsit is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, impressive crocodile.

Zogtipsit created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Zogtipsit, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zogtipsit, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Zogtipsit's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Zogtipsit's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must never eat lemons.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always help sheep.

5. Never sing near badgers.