Fabhitvig is a god.
He takes the form of a chunky, witty
porpoise.
Fabhitvig created snails six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fabhitvig, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Fabhitvig, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Fabhitvig's most sacred site is Yongding in China.
Fabhitvig's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
4. Run away if eight manatees approach from the south.
5. Never talk about tortoises.