Fabhitvig is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, witty porpoise.

Fabhitvig created snails six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabhitvig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fabhitvig, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fabhitvig's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Fabhitvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Run away if eight manatees approach from the south.

5. Never talk about tortoises.