Donsabstig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish hydra.

Donsabstig created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Donsabstig, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Donsabstig, it will turn you into a rock.

Donsabstig's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Donsabstig's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Donsabstig.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always help sick pigs.