Bosstargnut is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, quiet pig.

Bosstargnut created humankind eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bosstargnut, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bosstargnut, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bosstargnut's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bosstargnut's Holy Commandments

1. Snails are not to be trusted.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Never jump near turtles.