Nullsabhan is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, calm aardvark.

Nullsabhan created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Nullsabhan, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nullsabhan, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nullsabhan's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Nullsabhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention nematodes.

2. Always help sick shrews.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. You must love Nullsabhan.