Vedpanbass is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthoughtful jaguar.

Vedpanbass created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vedpanbass, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vedpanbass, it will cry a lot.

Vedpanbass' most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Vedpanbass' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo frogs for they are unholy.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Always help voles in need.