Appvolcedtomsawdintam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, overgenerous fairy.

Appvolcedtomsawdintam created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Appvolcedtomsawdintam, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Appvolcedtomsawdintam, it will come to you in dreams.

Appvolcedtomsawdintam's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Appvolcedtomsawdintam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four capybaras approach from the south.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always help snakes.