Ragcamboss is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unfair hamster.

Ragcamboss created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragcamboss, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ragcamboss, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Ragcamboss' most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Ragcamboss' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven goats approach from the east.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. You must love Ragcamboss.

4. Do not hurt pigs.

5. Never go into black rooms.