Kadboglim is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, ill-tempered
tortoise.
Kadboglim created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kadboglim, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Kadboglim, he will boil you in a big pot.
Kadboglim's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.
Kadboglim's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Always wear red.