Kadboglim is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, ill-tempered tortoise.

Kadboglim created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadboglim, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kadboglim, he will boil you in a big pot.

Kadboglim's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Kadboglim's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always wear red.