Linbugkenfas is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, confident wasp.

Linbugkenfas created light nine million years ago.

If you believe in Linbugkenfas, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Linbugkenfas, it will not care at all.

Linbugkenfas' most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Linbugkenfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always help grasshopers.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Do not chop down trees.