Linbugkenfas is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, confident
wasp.
Linbugkenfas created light nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Linbugkenfas, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Linbugkenfas, it will not care at all.
Linbugkenfas' most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.
Linbugkenfas' Holy Commandments1. Do not wear platinum on your body.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Always help grasshopers.
4. Never think about asteroids.
5. Do not chop down trees.