Yartlargjad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, charitable ferret.

Yartlargjad created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartlargjad, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yartlargjad, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Yartlargjad's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Yartlargjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about parsnips.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. You must love Yartlargjad.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.