Quattapbab is a god.
It takes the form of a large, tranquil
zebra.
Quattapbab created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Quattapbab, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Quattapbab, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Quattapbab's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Quattapbab's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Never write about stars.
3. Never wear shorts.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.