Xentitpom is a god.
He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humorless
raccoon.
Xentitpom created a top quark four million years ago.
If you believe in
Xentitpom, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Xentitpom, he will refuse to believe in you.
Xentitpom's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.
Xentitpom's Holy Commandments1. Moths are not to be trusted.
2. Never talk about foxes.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xentitpom.
4. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Xentitpom on top of important buildings.
5. You must love Xentitpom.