Xentitpom is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humorless raccoon.

Xentitpom created a top quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Xentitpom, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Xentitpom, he will refuse to believe in you.

Xentitpom's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Xentitpom's Holy Commandments

1. Moths are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about foxes.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xentitpom.

4. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Xentitpom on top of important buildings.

5. You must love Xentitpom.