Catfagbim is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, witless penguin.

Catfagbim created time and space four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Catfagbim, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Catfagbim, it will send you a sign.

Catfagbim's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Catfagbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never go into mauve rooms.

3. Catfagbim loves gulls, so they must be respected.

4. You must love Catfagbim.

5. Feed all hungry birds.