Rotnurzodbughimbomdog is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly large, duplicitous
mole.
Rotnurzodbughimbomdog created a charm quark two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rotnurzodbughimbomdog, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Rotnurzodbughimbomdog, she will try to impress you with trees.
Rotnurzodbughimbomdog's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.
Rotnurzodbughimbomdog's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.
4. Never talk about black holes.
5. Do not take Rotnurzodbughimbomdog's name in vain.